1. What's currently in your CD player?
Mongoose in Spring
The Best of Christmas Polka Music, Vol. 8
Gregorian Chant
Avril Lavigne
2. Your pet mongoose is named:
Sir William Charles Henry Lichtenschtein the Twenty-Third
Lulu
Spot
Mongoose
3. You're stranded on Mount Kilimanjaro. What do you do?
Climb down.
Call for your pet mongoose to come and save you.
Yell for help.
"I claim-a this land for Spain!"
4. Pigeons start attacking you in the park. What do you do?
Sing to them.
Pull out my machine gun and blow the little buggers to bits.
I hold up my hands and they come roost.
Sic my mongoose on them.
5. What instrument do you play?
The mongoose-flute (it's like a dog whistle).
Piano.
Bagpipes.
Digideroo That Australian thing.
6. The #1 item on your Christmas list is:
A pigeon-killing machine.
The Best of Christmas Polka, Vol. 1-10.
A pet mongoose.
A ladder to climb down from Mount Kilimanjaro.
7. You accidentally drive your car into a ditch because:
you thought you spotted a mongoose.
you thought you spotted a unicorn.
you spilled coffee in your lap.
you thought you spotted the Loch Ness Monster out among the dunes.
8. You're in the forest and you spot a wild animal. You pull out your guide book to verify that it is:
Dom.
A Red-Breasted Mongoose.
Billy.
A rabid dog.
9. Who picked out your fashion faux pas?
Orli.
The picnickers.
G.I. Mongoose.
Paddy O'Shanter.
10. Any parting words?
I'd like to thank the Academy...
Parting is such sweet sorrow.
Im Gimli. Lasto beth nin, tolo dan nan galad.
Esoognom!
Code stolen from my TTT quiz which stole from the Resolution quiz.