2. How tall are you?

Just under average height.
Short. Midget-like.
Average.
Rather tall.
It depends on the shoes I'm wearing.

3. Which of these is the first line of a song you'd be likely to sing?

A wizard's staff has a knob on the end!
I like traffic lights,
There is an inn, a merry old inn,
Hey! Hey Baby!
I don't sing.

4. Where can I find you on a Friday night?

Running away from things that are trying to kill me.
On a mission that I can't tell you about.
At a football game.
At home.
Camelspotting.

5. You're at a party. Where are you most likely to be?

The center of attention, of course!
Hiding from the giant hedgehog that's after you.
Trying not to get noticed.
In a cluster with a few close friends.
In a large group of good acquaintances.

6. What color do you wear most often?

Brown.
Red.
Orange.
Stop that. This question is silly.
You know, what everyone else is wearing.

7. Which of the following would you be most likely to have as a pet?

A parrot. A live one, preferably.
Buster the Schoolyard dog.
A garden.
Swamp dragons.
I don't do pets. I have a computer.

8. Pick your favorite word starting with S:

Sheet music.
Shire.
Spam.
Speed of light.
Um, cynicism?

9. What is your dream job?

Something boring.
Lion tamer. I even have a hat that lights up and says "LION TAMER" on it in neon letters so I can tame them in the dark.
Something very low-tech.
Professional musician.
Pilot.

10. What do you say about magic?

Do not meddle in the affairs of Wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
People who used magic without knowing what they were doing usually came to a sticky end. All over the entire room, sometimes.
You know much that is hidden, O Tim.
There's no such thing as magic.
I help make magic.

11. Say what?!

Nice shot, Janson.
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The comfy chair!!
If you ever get cold, think like a penguin.
Ash nazg durbatulūk...

Code stolen from the Resolution quiz.