And Tolkien rolls over in his grave.
1. You're at a party. The host wants you to leave because:
you're mean to the other guests.
you keep whining about the food and music.
you weren't invited in the first place.
you're making the stand-up comedian look bad.
you won't leave the bathroom until your hair is perfect.
2. You're stranded on a desert island. What's the first thing that pops into your head?
Hot weather is murder on my skin!
There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead stranded on a desert island, and they find this magic lamp...
This sort of thing always happens to me!! *cries*
I hope there's some monkeys I can torture.
*pulls out knitting needles*
3. In a word, describe yourself:
determined
graceful
manly
ravishingly beautiful
loyal
4. What's wrong with the last question?
Absolutely nothing.
Everything's wrong with it! Everything's wrong everywhere!
Hey! That's two words!
I don't know. *rimshot*
I wasn't given enough words to describe all my wonderful qualities.
5. What's your favorite food?
Anything but those bloody lembas.
Whatever I've killed with my own hands.
I will taste man-flesh!
Eat? I'm anorexic!
Feasting food, with drinks you can quaff.
6. You're at an amusement park. What do you ride first and why?
The kiddie rides, because I have to be "this tall" to enter, and I'm not.
The carousel, because it's got all the pretty ponies!
The Tunnel of Love. 'Nuff said.
Whatever I feel like. I tend to act on gut feelings rather than actual thought.
The ferris wheel, because it's round.
7. You think of Aragorn as:
A real man
A rival
A hottie
Too tall
A self-centered jerk
8. Frodo's thoughts on you?
Gay.
Absolutely perfect.
A jerk.
You remind him of Pooh Bear.
He really hasn't seen much of you.
9. Your pet tarantula's name is:
The Spider of Doom.
Goliath.
Fluffy.
Butch.
Aragorn.
10. A giant moose looks at you wrong. What do you do?
Molest it and get an Oscar nod.
Cry.
It's just jealous of my good looks.
Attempt to have a stare-down with it.
Kill it.
Code stolen from my Obsession quiz which stole from the Resolution quiz.